Xbox One Is Worthless

There’s no way to sugar coat this, the Xbox One is worthless. There is no reason to go out and … More

Aesthetics Over Graphics

For the past two console generations, AAA publishers have put so much focus on graphical fidelity. All we hear about … More

EA Throws Pity Party For Star Wars Battlefront II Missing Sales Mark

Most of you are probably aware of the Star Wars Battlefront II shitstorm from several months ago. You can read … More

Epic Games to Shutdown Paragon

Epic games announced its plans to shutdown Paragon, a free to play MOBA. The game has struggled to retain a … More

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) Review

A culmination of bad decisions created the demon spawn that is Sonic ’06. Often cited as one of the worst games ever made. You are probably asking yourself “How bad could it really be?” You poor, unfortunate soul. You do not know the horrors that await you. That is why I must save all of you from playing this game! Now then, time to get into analyzing why this game is considered so bad. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Life Is Strange Review

Life is Strange is a graphic adventure game that follows Max Caulfield, a teenage girl with the power to reverse time. I don’t want to get into spoiler territory with this game as you will want to experience the story for yourself. Being a graphic adventure game, the story is the reason you play it.

Sonic Mania Doesn’t Suck?

What’s this? A Sonic game is released and it’s not a broken steaming pile of shit? Color me surprised. The … More

Lollipop Chainsaw Review

Zombies have been done to death (get it!) in the 21st century. Whether it be Hollywood or video games, zombies are everywhere. We can’t get enough zombies. Lollipop Chainsaw is yet another zombie game, but that description doesn’t do it justice. This game is very stupid, violent, and sexual.

Final Fantasy XIV Could Be Coming To The Switch and Xbox One

Kotaku sat down with Final Fantasy XIV Director, Naoki Yoshida, and asked him about the possibility of seeing ports of … More

Alice: Madness Returns Review

I’ve always thought the setting of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland would make for an interesting video game. Alice: Madness Returns takes Wonderland and plunges it into the depths of hell (more of a hell than it already was).