Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) Review

A culmination of bad decisions created the demon spawn that is Sonic ’06.  Often cited as one of the worst games ever made.  You are probably asking yourself “How bad could it really be?”  You poor, unfortunate soul.  You do not know the horrors that await you.  That is why I must save all of you from playing this game!  Now then, time to get into analyzing why this game is considered so bad.  I think I just threw up in my mouth.

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Life Is Strange Review

Life is Strange is a graphic adventure game that follows Max Caulfield, a teenage girl with the power to reverse time.  I don’t want to get into spoiler territory with this game as you will want to experience the story for yourself.  Being a graphic adventure game, the story is the reason you play it.

Sonic Colors Review

Sonic Colors was released for the Nintendo Wii in 2010.  Developed by Sonic Team, Colors came out at a time when Sonic’s reputation was heavily damaged by Sega releasing several critically panned titles such as Sonic 06 and Sonic and the Black Knight.  Sonic Team wanted to get back to basics to make the most of the weak hardware.  Let’s see if Sonic Colors can change my view of the franchise.

Donkey Kong Country Review

In 1994, Nintendo bought 49% of the British developer Rareware.  Rare was known for NES games Battletoads and Wizards and Warriors.  This acquisition made Rare a second party developer exclusively for Nintendo.  For Rare’s first game under the new deal, Nintendo recommended they make a new series involving Donkey Kong.  Donkey Kong Country was released to widespread acclaim and established Rare as one of the premier game developers of the 1990s.

Lollipop Chainsaw Review

Zombies have been done to death (get it!) in the 21st century.  Whether it be Hollywood or video games, zombies are everywhere.  We can’t get enough zombies.  Lollipop Chainsaw is yet another zombie game, but that description doesn’t do it justice.  This game is very stupid, violent, and sexual.

Super Mario 64 Review

Super Mario 64, the legendary Nintendo 64 game that helped revolutionized 3D platformers.  Released in 1996 as a launch title for the N64.  Mario’s first ever 3D game.